Don't be aggressive, be be aggressive..

Being aggressively loud is so not cool.. The way you shuffle your papers is a little extreme. Opening creaking steal drawers angrily. Huffing and puffing like a big bird, you really remind me of a big turd. That office chair squeaks. Your spoon scaring and scraping the pot for that last drop. The crack of your over chewed gum clicking. Your stretching moans and yelling yawns. Even your frown echos loudly. That's right you feel my silent stare behind you somehow and even convert that energy into noise pollution.. .